Columbus Day

I forgot, it's Columbus Day. Being the evil conservative that I am, this is a holiday I celebrate with relish :)

Truthfully, reading all these wackos protesting Columbus Day is so ridiculous. They say he spread death and destruction. My question is this, what would have happened if Columbus didn't find the New World? Someone would have eventually discovered it. When they did chances are good they would have been Europeans. They still would have brought the diseases and illnesses that the Indians weren't protected against. It just happened to be Columbus who got the honor. Seriously, it's so ridiculous. With all the problems in the world today, you want to complain about a holiday??? Get a life.