- If you break Hillary Clinton, you will get seven years of bad luck.
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Hillary Clinton its 'Man of the Year'!
- The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Hillary Clinton is blue.
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Hillary Clinton!
- The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Hillary Clinton.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Hillary Clinton is two minutes.
- If you drop Hillary Clinton from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
- Hillary Clinton can't sweat.
- Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Hillary Clinton.
- To check whether Hillary Clinton is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Hillary Clinton will sink, and fresh Hillary Clinton will float!
20 January 2006
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