The conversation

My conscious: "You're awake."

Me: "Yeah, I am."

C: "Might as well get up."

Me: "Shut up."

C: "There's no point in just laying here. Get up."

Me: "Shut up."

C: "What time is it?"

Me: "I don't care."

C: "Look at the clock."

Me: "I am not going to look at the clock, will you please shut up and leave me alone!"

C: "Just check, it might only be midnight, maybe you have hours yet to sleep."

Me: "It is not midnight. The alarm is going to go off in 10 minutes."

C: "How do you know that, you haven't even opened your eyes yet!!"

Me: "I can feel it."

C: "You can feel the alarm clock getting ready to go off??"

Me: "Yes, I can. Now please shut up and let me enjoy the last few minutes of sleep."

C: "But you're not sleeping! You're laying there with you're eyes closed. That's not sleeping."

Just then the alarm went off and I got out of bed and headed of to workout. Lord knows, I did not want to hear what my conscious would say if I tried to get out of working out this morning.