My conscious: "You're awake."
Me: "Yeah, I am."
C: "Might as well get up."
Me: "Shut up."
C: "There's no point in just laying here. Get up."
Me: "Shut up."
C: "What time is it?"
Me: "I don't care."
C: "Look at the clock."
Me: "I am not going to look at the clock, will you please shut up and leave me alone!"
C: "Just check, it might only be midnight, maybe you have hours yet to sleep."
Me: "It is not midnight. The alarm is going to go off in 10 minutes."
C: "How do you know that, you haven't even opened your eyes yet!!"
Me: "I can feel it."
C: "You can feel the alarm clock getting ready to go off??"
Me: "Yes, I can. Now please shut up and let me enjoy the last few minutes of sleep."
C: "But you're not sleeping! You're laying there with you're eyes closed. That's not sleeping."
Just then the alarm went off and I got out of bed and headed of to workout. Lord knows, I did not want to hear what my conscious would say if I tried to get out of working out this morning.
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